(All rights reserved. This "letter" is dated July 10, 2008.)

Dear Pam,

So my stepson has refused to be forthcoming with you about the events of his younger stepsister's sixteenth birthday? Well, I'm going to make certain that his sassy bare asscheeks pay the price for him being uncooperative.

I'm happy to provide details of that day's events, which proved to be highly humbling for Stephan but extremely gratifying for Valleri. When his oldest stepsister Veronica reached her sixteenth birthday, shortly after Stephan turned eleven, I announced that she was being given disciplinary authority over him and could henceforth spank him for misconduct at her discretion, applying extremely strict behavioral standards.

The rite of passage marking this dramatic change in their sibling relationship was a "combined birthday spanking" that Veronica administered to her stepbrother, meaning that each naked buttcheek received as many whacks as the combined ages of all five family members—myself (38), Veronica (16),Victoria (13), Stephan himself (11) and Valleri (9)–174 total swats. He was attired in his yellow `Doctor Denton' pajama outfit, so Veronica merrily lowered his seat flap for an extended bare-bottomed chastisement after putting him across her thighs. She employed a brand-spanking-new maple hairbrush, its wide, flat back engraved with "VERONICA'S SPANKING BRUSH FOR STINGING STEPHAN'S BARE BOTTOM" in shining scarlet lettering, to paddle him with; it was ostensibly a birthday present from him.

Stephan grudgingly cooperated with Veronica and was rewarded with a blazing-hot, brilliantly glowing derriere and a tearstreaked face; three years later the same ceremony was performed by Victoria, who smugly administered 204 enthusiastic smacks with her own brand- spanking-new "sweet sixteen" hairbrush.

Four years later, however, he balked at bending over Valleri's lap in his magenta `Doctor Denton' punishment uniform, claiming that he was "too old" (18) to be chastised by his younger stepsister. He was then immediately informed by myself, Veronica and Victoria that we were each ready to deliver an intensive, multi-implement whomping hard upon his naked buttocks, all three of which would've concluded with 263 hairbrush swats (including 34 courtesy of his seventeen-year- old cousin's presence).

The expression on Stephan's face was absolutely priceless as he reacted to that possibility, receiving three "combined birthday spankings," each one involving some combination of paddling, strapping and caning. His tushie would've been enflamed for the next month! He promised full cooperation in being hairbrushed by Valleri if we would rescind our own punitive plans for his posterior—which we magnanimously did.

Valleri speedily put Stephan across her thighs and lowered his 'trap door,' then she demonstrated conclusively that she had fully come of age as his sisterly chastiser by mercilessly plastering his exposed posterior with her birthday brush while we witnessing females applauded her energetic efforts. Her stepbrother howled, wailed, kicked and squirmed over my darling daughter's lap as his defenseless derriere was painted deep crimson by the pistol-shot cracks of that punitive hardwood.

After he'd performed a frantic postpaddling dance, his spanking- new disciplinarian Valleri pronounced sentence: A three-implement bedtime butt-blistering for his initial resistance.

Stephan's facial expression was again priceless…

Yours in sisterly spanking,

Valencia